“ 10 Facts About Steve Jobs
* Steve Jobs doesn’t wear black turtlenecks and blue jeans, he secretes them from his pores each morning.
* When Steve Jobs gives a keynote speech, he makes the entire Internet reconfigure itself to handle the blogging traffic.
* OS X isn’t based on Unix, it’s based on Steve Jobs’ DNA.
* Steve Jobs doesn’t need eyes. He sees everything he needs to see through the iSight cameras built into newer Macs.
* The iPhone had no design and production team; Steve Jobs simply willed it into existence with the magic phrase “One more thing.”
* Steve Wozniak isn’t real. He’s just an astral projection of Steve Jobs’ bigger, nerdier alter ego.
* Steve Jobs knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
* When Steve Jobs sneezes, tiny ones and zeroes are expelled, which assemble themselves into OS X widgets.
* Steve Jobs doesn’t need a computer to load his iPod; he interfaces with it directly using his right index finger.
* Steve Jobs can change the weather by writing an open letter to the sky.
* Steve Jobs doesn’t wear black turtlenecks and blue jeans, he secretes them from his pores each morning.
* When Steve Jobs gives a keynote speech, he makes the entire Internet reconfigure itself to handle the blogging traffic.
* OS X isn’t based on Unix, it’s based on Steve Jobs’ DNA.
* Steve Jobs doesn’t need eyes. He sees everything he needs to see through the iSight cameras built into newer Macs.
* The iPhone had no design and production team; Steve Jobs simply willed it into existence with the magic phrase “One more thing.”
* Steve Wozniak isn’t real. He’s just an astral projection of Steve Jobs’ bigger, nerdier alter ego.
* Steve Jobs knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
* When Steve Jobs sneezes, tiny ones and zeroes are expelled, which assemble themselves into OS X widgets.
* Steve Jobs doesn’t need a computer to load his iPod; he interfaces with it directly using his right index finger.
* Steve Jobs can change the weather by writing an open letter to the sky.
